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Eropan's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 75 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,140 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/4/09
50 Points
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Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/4/09
50 Points
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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/225 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 4/26/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 4/26/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 4/26/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! Unlocked 4/26/09
5 Points
Use a grenade.
AAARGH! Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN Unlocked 4/26/09
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! Unlocked 4/26/09
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 8/16 (90/500 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 5/26/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
YouWin Unlocked 5/26/09
25 Points
You Win.
Tilt Unlocked 5/26/09
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 3/10 (135/485 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 5/11/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

King Slime Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chaos Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/460 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/6/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Lifeguard Larry Deluxe

Dive right in! Unlocked 8/1/10
5 Points
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
Butterfly Effect Unlocked 8/1/10
10 Points
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
GET OVER HERE! Unlocked 8/1/10
10 Points
Scorpion would be proud.
I'm not dead yet! Unlocked 8/1/10
10 Points
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
We're gonna need a bigger boat. Unlocked 8/1/10
25 Points
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Following instructions... 5 Points I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEADSHOT! 5 Points HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
The gambler 5 Points LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Statuesque 10 Points I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Thumb up your butt 10 Points What were you doing?

Medals Earned: 5/10 (60/95 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 6/21/10
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
Extinction Unlocked 6/21/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I came prepared. Unlocked 6/21/10
25 Points
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
E=MCpwned Unlocked 6/21/10
50 Points
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Einstein Approves 25 Points Buy the Atomic Bomb
Hero-shima 25 Points Purchase all of the store upgrades.
You must be a relative... 50 Points Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/290 points)